5 Facts That President Trump Will Probably Label “Fake News”

This week President Trump said that he "doesn't believe" the climate change report put together by his own administration.

The National Climate Change Assessment is put together every four years to look at the overall impact that climate change will have on the U.S. The report was released on Black Friday, and paints a fairly grim picture for the future. There is a very informative, easy to use guide to the report here that you can read.

It claims crazy things like bigger natural disasters due to climate change, and rising costs to deal with those disasters. Any fool can listen to scientists and experts, but our President knows better than that.

The good news is that President Trump is known for not quitting when he is ahead, so I'm going to take a look at a few other well known "facts" that he will debunk soon.

Fact 1. Pyramids

There are plenty of pictures, theories, and overall amazement about the great pyramids but are they even real?

This is one of the many lies that the mainstream media has been feeding to us for centuries. After seeing the video below, Trump is ready to let everyone know that they are definitely FAKE NEWS!

Fact 2. The Great Lakes

Growing up in Michigan, we all know that the five bodies of water surrounding us are the Great Lakes.

In fact, Trump has labeled our lakes, "Just OK."

He knows of many, many lakes that are way greater than these great lakes. His lakes are wetter, and much more great than these fake news lakes.

Fact 3. Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks is regarded as one of the best actors of all time by most critics. His films have won more awards that I can count, and even his bad movies are really good.

Trump is going to blow the roof off of Hollywood though when he reveals that Woody is the actual actor and Tom Hanks is just a CGI creation that Woody voices.

Sounds crazy, but just think . . . when you started reading this, you probably thought global warming was real.

Fact 4. President Obama

The Trump and Obama feud started with the controversy surrounding President Obama's birth certificate. Eventually everything was all worked out when President Trump was proven wrong  accepted that there was a possibility that Obama was born in America. But does that make him American?

There is a lot of talk online about lizard people running the most critical parts of our country. Just because a lizard man is born in the U.S., does that make him American?

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Fact 5. Space

I don't think that President Trump actually believes that Space itself is fake, I mean he did create Space Force after all.

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The major thorn in Trumps side is how he doesn't own any prime space real estate?

Bonus Fact. Bill Gates

It was published that Bill Gates is the richest man in the world for the second consecutive year. This seems to be a point of contention for President Trump who has labeled himself as the best business man / deal maker in the world.

For those of you who think that our President is just a blowhard braggart, you should know that he is NOT claiming to be the richest person in the world. A recent tweet shows that he is not above sharing the spotlight in the name of truth.

Trump does have a valid point there. Step your #DoubloonPool game up Gates!

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*It should be noted that many of the tweets and facts in this article are completely, totally and utterly false.

**It should also be noted that some them are not . . . you decide.

***This article is for entertainment purposes only, unless you believe one of the following Fake News statements to be true.