Anytime that a random person in a subway car yells out, "Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please?"  It is usually not a good thing.  These subway riders got a hilarious surprise though from this would be panhandler.

The prank starts off with the man dressed as a panhandler with an empty cup asking for everyone's attention . . . followed by a collective groan from the car.

The next topics take the entire car by surprise though.  Ivy League scholarships, buying a boat, the Grand Canyon and a refusal to litter are all weighing heavy on this bums mind.

The best part is the reaction of the car at the end, when the panhandler lets the group know his true intentions.  If you watch close, you can even see a chest bump!