The Midnight Writer is a freelance writer and contributor to popular websites and magazines. He's written three humor books and often writes while under the influence. Under the influence of what, he will not say.
The Midnight Writer
Is This the Greatest Mugshot Ever?
No, it's not Louis CK, but it might be the greatest mugshot we've ever seen.
Hey, How About We All Stop Using the Term MILF? [OPINION]
Thankfully, some expressions and turns of phrase fade from the human vernacular over time. Sure, you’ll hear an occasional “For Sure” or “That’s Hot” creep into conversation, but in that off occurrence you’re 100% allowed to call out the person for using such a dated term. Actually, maybe you should just stop hanging out with strippers.