Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Guess the Celebrity Crib
This $12 million mansion in the Pacific Palisades area of Southern California was just snapped up by an R&B singer who will most likely use every room in the home to take topless photos of herself and share them with the internet. In other words, the manse is a punishment to us all.
Justin Bieber the Intended Victim of an Incredibly Twisted Kill + Castrate Plot
Deep in the heart of New Mexico, a convicted murderer was making plans to kill and castrate Justin Bieber -- until the guy had a change of heart.
Weird, but not so weird that it couldn't become a Lifetime movie.
Remember When Katt Williams Said He Was Retiring? Yeah, Never Mind.
A mere four days ago comedian Katt Williams tearfully retired from stand-up after his stay in Seattle went bad. And by "went bad" we mean the police did not appreciate him terrorizing families at a local restaurant.
Yes, Chris Brown + Rihanna Are Back Together [PHOTO]
Despite spending Halloween and Thanksgiving side-by-side, Chris Brown and Rihanna have continued to pretend everyone is too stupid to realize they're back together.
So maybe this picture of her straddling him is their official coming-out. On the plus side, at least she's wearing all her clothes this time.
Jackson Family Patriarch Joe Recovering From a ‘Mini-Stroke’
Joe Jackson - father of Janet, LaToya, the late Michael, the rest of the Jackson 5 and who knows who else - suffered a "mini-stroke" on Nov. 29 and is undergoing treatment at a Las Vegas hospital.
Lindsay Lohan Owes Charlie Sheen $100k in Sexual Favors Now
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have teamed up yet again, only this time it's not to have an incredibly awkward sex scene no one wants to see. These days, Sheen is helping Lohan pay off her taxes.
Chris Brown Gets Into a Twitter Slapfight and Deletes His Account
Things went down (to subterranean levels) on the Twittersphere over the weekend, as Chris Brown responded to taunting from comedy writer Jenny Johnson by completely deleting his account, which is the online version of "I'm taking my ball and going home."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
If this NBA legend is to be believed, there is no mathematical way to find the third side of a triangle. Ever. This former athlete was once quoted as claiming, "Our offense is like the Pythagorean Theorem: there is no answer!"
Selena Gomez + Justin Bieber Are Totally Broken Up Except Maybe They Aren’t
After news hit of a breakup between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, even more news was announced that the Biebs was trying to win her back, that they were sharing a bed and now that they're possibly back together after a very public fight.
Whoever's in charge of updating their respective relationship statuses on Facebook must be exhausted.
Robert Pattinson Hates ‘Twilight’ More Than You Ever Will [VIDEO]
Much like the majority of the population over the age of 14, Robert Pattinson has always been very vocal about how he thinks the 'Twilight Saga' is an awful, awful mess of a series, even moreso as the movies wound down to their (thankfully) inevitable conclusion.
And now we have irrevocable video proof of such.
Chris Brown Is a Model Now. No, Really.
It's now apparent that trying to book 'America's Next Top Model' winners isn't the only herculean task with which Wilhelmina Models is saddled. But this time around, they brought the pain upon themselves -- because they've signed Chris Brown.
Yes, as a model.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Emotions, they're so confusing. This three-time Tim Burton actress may have had her understanding of cheerfulness messed up by all that Danny Elfman music when she told the press, "I feel my best when I'm happy." You know, unlike the rest of us.