Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Justin Bieber Hopes to Annoy Selena Gomez Right Back Into His Arms
Justin Bieber is having trouble coming to terms with his recent split from Selena Gomez, who loved him way back when he was the poster child for butch women everywhere.
Despite the breakup, Bieber has supposedly been texting Gomez constantly in a desperate bid to win her back. Because nothing says love like not letting the object of your affection have a single moment of peace.
Rihanna’s Crushingly Low Self-Esteem Got Naked Again [PHOTO]
In another photo taken by a mystery camera-person, Rihanna has once again shown us she's not shy. This time she appeared in only the jewelry, lingerie and shoes from her Victoria Secret Fashion Show performance on Wednesday night.
Kristen Stewart Likes to ‘Keep ‘Em Guessing’ About Robert Pattinson
Nothing like some evasive answers from Kristen Stewart about her possible reunited status with on-again, off-again boyfriend Robert Pattinson to keep people talking -- which could be why the sour-faced actress side-stepped questions and refused to give straight answers about their relationship during a recent 'Today Show' interview about the last film in the 'Twilight Saga'.
Gawker to Hulk Hogan: It’s Not Character Assassination if You Pulled the Trigger
Sorry internet, the Hulk Hogan-related sex tape drama hasn't ended yet, although we kinda wish it would. (We can still see that damned video every time we close our eyes.)
Rihanna + Katy Perry Allegedly Spatting About the Worthless Chris Brown
Unlikely BFFs and singers Katy Perry and Rihanna are reportedly having a bit of a tiff right now over a man. And not in the usual way women fight over men in soap operas and sitcoms -- this stems from Rihanna letting abusive ex-boyfriend Chris Brown back in her life.
Channing Tatum Will Be Crowned 2012’s Sexiest Man Alive. Probably.
A lot of factors go into choosing PEOPLE magazine's Sexiest Man Alive -- everything from visibility in the media to how much handsome was bestowed upon you at birth. And, oh yeah, a rockin' bod definitely doesn't hurt.
But this year, the factors considered seemed to come down to one: The level of attractiveness while wearing a tie without a shirt and doing it beautifully. Which is probably why 'Ma
Mark Cuban Makes Donald Trump Another Offer He’ll Probably Refuse [VIDEO]
Billionaire and Dallas Mavericks' owner Mark Cuban issued yet another counter-offer to Donald Trump, mocking his birther-related bid to see a copy of President Obama's passport information and school records.
And while this offer does not involve Stephen Colbert's balls, the result would be equally satisfying. Well, for someone anyway.
Charlie Sheen’s Job Is Safe Despite His Eternal Love of Hookers and Blow
Charlie Sheen proved yet again this week that he really is still winning -- if you call snorting coke and smoking crack while still collecting a hefty paycheck "winning."
Huh. We're really not sure where we stand on this.
Oh, Look, Rihanna’s Topless Again [PHOTO]
After a night of partying at your own soiree dressed as a bride of marijuana, what's the etiquette for alerting the internet to the amount of fun and debauchery you had? Why, a topless photo, of course.
At least that would be your top answer if you were Rihanna.
Amanda Bynes Threatens to Sue Tabloid for Nudist Claims That Are Probably True
When we last saw Amanda Bynes, she was denying a slew of hit-and-run charges and toking up in her car and terrorizing cupcake shops and getting pissy with anyone who compared her to Lindsay Lohan.
But all that nuttiness is behind her. These days, she's just wandering around naked in tanning salons and threatening to sue anyone who talks about it.
Khloe Kardashian’s See-Through Top Produces Predictable Nip-Slip on ‘X Factor’ [PHOTOS]
Reality star Khloe Kardashian now has a new skill to add to her resume: nippliest co-host on the 'X Factor.'
In her first appearance on the show, the Kardashian who doesn't look like the other Kardashians took to the stage braless in a sheer top, seemingly unaware or unconcerned that no one was talking to her face. But she's probably used to that.
Allegedly Gay Joe Simpson’s Boyfriend Might Be One of Britney Spears’ Backup Dancers
Amid scandalous rumors that he left his wife because she doesn't have a penis, Joe Simpson -- father of Jessica -- recently canceled his regularly-scheduled golf date with an unidentified virile young male and instead played with a schlumpy age-appropriate friend.
A change in golf partners notwithstanding, Simpson's newly-dyed blond coif is not helping those "gayest gay in the history of gay&