Cassandra Rose

Billionaire and Dallas Mavericks' owner Mark Cuban issued yet another counter-offer to Donald Trump, mocking his birther-related bid to see a copy of President Obama's passport information and school records.

And while this offer does not involve Stephen Colbert's balls, the result would be equally satisfying. Well, for someone anyway.

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After a night of partying at your own soiree dressed as a bride of marijuana, what's the etiquette for alerting the internet to the amount of fun and debauchery you had? Why, a topless photo, of course.

At least that would be your top answer if you were Rihanna.

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When we last saw Amanda Bynes, she was denying a slew of hit-and-run charges and toking up in her car and terrorizing cupcake shops and getting pissy with anyone who compared her to Lindsay Lohan.

But all that nuttiness is behind her. These days, she's just wandering around naked in tanning salons and threatening to sue anyone who talks about it.

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Reality star Khloe Kardashian now has a new skill to add to her resume: nippliest co-host on the 'X Factor.'

In her first appearance on the show, the Kardashian who doesn't look like the other Kardashians took to the stage braless in a sheer top, seemingly unaware or unconcerned that no one was talking to her face. But she's probably used to that.

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Amid scandalous rumors that he left his wife because she doesn't have a penis, Joe Simpson -- father of Jessica -- recently canceled his regularly-scheduled golf date with an unidentified virile young male and instead played with a schlumpy age-appropriate friend.

A change in golf partners notwithstanding, Simpson's newly-dyed blond coif is not helping those "gayest gay in the history of gay" whispers.

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Let this be a warning to all neighbors of Tom Cruise: Do not drunkenly wander onto his property if you'd rather not be electrocuted.

Tom Cruise does not appreciate your shenanigans.

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Lindsay Lohan has lost her long-suffering publicist Steve Honig, who is probably relieved as hell to be rid of the most difficult job in the world: trying to make Lindsay Lohan look good.

But surprisingly, the reason he supposedly quit wasn't the continuing antics of LiLo, but rather because of her famewhoring father Michael, who rubbed Steve the wrong way with that surprise intervention last week.

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On AMC's 'The Walking Dead,' our planet is overrun with flesh-eating zombies. And while Snooki, Donald Trump, John Mayer, Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan aren't quite pretty enough to play the undead, we have the fix for that.

We've zombie-fied those annoying individuals to make them picture-perfect, and even given them appropriate new names -- just in time for Halloween.

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Kristen Stewart apparently has little sense of irony -- because while promoting 'Breaking Dawn – Part 2' in Tokyo, the dour starlet waxed poetic about the trials and tribulations of being pursued by two men.

On screen, of course.

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When Stephen Colbert isn't filming cameos in Middle-earth or hosting his satirical political program 'The Colbert Report,' he's inviting self-indulgent billionaire jerks to open wide so he can put his balls in their mouths.

For charity, of course.

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Oh noes, Diddy was involved in a car wreck and the front end of his Cadillac Escalade was crushed by a Lexus. However will these bereft citizens deal with the physical and emotional damage?

Oh yeah. They're rich. So they'll just buy some new Cadillacs and Lexuses. (Lexi? Lexum?)

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Hide your kids, hide your wife, Bobby Brown is on the road.

Every little step the former New Edition singer takes seems to land him in a jail cell -- this time for his second DUI of the year, and his third overall.

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