Jeremy Taylor
Don’t Dew it – Did Mountain Dew Prevent a Suicide on Facebook?
Look, we all know suicide isn’t something you should usually joke about, but Michael Abraham has made it kind of funny by posting on Mountain Dew’s Facebook page.
Fewer Babies Are Born on Halloween
Mothers are 11.3 percent less likely to give birth on Halloween than they are on the days before and after the holiday.
‘Sexting’ Voted Most Annoying New Tech Word — Survey of the Day
Of all the new words that technology has thrust into the lexicon, “sexting” was voted most annoying.
Dwight Howard Dunks on Giant Stuffed Giraffe [VIDEO]
With the lockout continuing, NBA players have been forced to look elsewhere to fulfill their basketball jones. In the case of Dwight Howard, this journey took him to Japan, where the Orlando Magic center recently dunked on an 11-foot hoop which had been attached to the neck of a 12-foot stuffed giraffe, during an exhibition at a Tokyo mall.
Yes, it all sounds a bit strange, but the crowd gets real
Bulletproof Glass Company Boss Lets Employee Fire AK-47 at Him [VIDEO]
Texas Armoring CEO Trent Kimbal really believes in his products. So much so that he was willing to stand behind an 2.16 inch bulletproof windshield plate manufactured by his company while one of his employees shot three AK-47 rounds at him.
Yup, this is one that most definitely shouldn’t be tried at home. Check it out below.
Little Duckling Eats a Big Pizza [VIDEO]
In the clip below, a little fuzzy duckling has an unlikely nosh: a large pizza.
If this video makes you go, “Mmm, duck pizza,” you’re not alone: The YouTuber who posted the recording of his pet going to town on a loaded Pizza Hut pie actually disabled all YouTube comments “due to sick idiots that want to eat him.”
Charlie Sheen in New Roast Promos – ‘We Left Normalville a Long Time Ago’ [VIDEO]
In a couple of new promotional spots for his September 19 Comedy Central Roast, Charlie Sheen is cast as the conductor of the Roast Express, a crazy train loaded with silicon-injected goddesses and visualizations of some of Sheen’s notorious catch phrases (“winning,” anyone?).
Another oddity of the Sheen roast is the fact that Mike Tyson will be the Roastmaster.
The train makes stops in Goddess Ha
Arizona Mom Strives to Be Fattest Woman Ever [VIDEO]
World’s fattest mom Susanne Eman weighs 728 pounds, and the 32-year-old mother of two is consuming over 20,000 calories a day in hopes of eventually setting the all-time record for heaviest woman, which is 1,600 pounds.
Driver’s Fred Flintstone Braking Technique Results in Multiple Crashes [VIDEO]
A Georgia man was aware that his pickup truck had no functional brakes when he took it for a drive Wednesday afternoon. But the 24-year-old was under the mistaken — and likely Saturday morning cartoon-influenced — impression he could just stop the vehicle by sticking his foot out the door and dragging it across the pavement, Fred Flinstone-style.
State Boots Student With Down Syndrome From High School Football Team – Help Get Him Back on the Field!
While Down syndrome student Brett Bowden rarely got on the field, he was popular member of Hobbton High School’s football team due to his enthusiasm and positive attitude.
Everybody expected Bowden to be on the team again for the 2011 season, but, in a controversial decision, the state of North Carolina has ruled him ineligible.
The Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries Wedding Will Be Televised
On October 9 and 10, E! will be airing a two-part special on the wedding of reality star Kim Kardashian and New Jersey Net forward Kris Humphries.
‘Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event,’ will, according to the network, feature “every step of the process, from wedding planning and partying to the moment when they say ‘I do.’”
Beyonce’s ‘Single Ladies’ Covered by Ukelele Player [VIDEO]
‘Single Ladies (Put A Ring On it),’ Beyonce’s slickly-produced single about female empowerment, spent four weeks atop the Billboard Hot 100 chart and was named Rolling Stone’s best song of 2008. Turns out the tune also holds up surprisingly well when sung by a male ukulele player.
Check out the bizarre, but enthusiastic, cover below.