I think Dr. Phil is a pompous, ego-maniac who is only one personal scandal away from being banished to reality TV, but I will be glued to his show when DMX sits down.

DMX is the literal definition of a bad decision, but something inside me keeps rooting for him.

Maybe it's because of the ridiculousness of his arrests, or the fact that he has made some of the single greatest hip-hop anthems of all time.  No matter the reason, I just hope this interview ends with X getting Dr. Phil high as eff, and then punching him in the face.

I know it's unlikely, but a man can dream.

WATCH DMX RUN NAKED THROUGH A DETROIT HOTEL

I think one of the main reason I always root for DMX is his Chappelle Show appearance.  He KILLED that mic.