This drunk lady knew that she only had one option when she was confronted by the police.

Step 1:  Drop to the ground so this portly officer couldn't get his hands on her.

Step 2:  Roll until the cleansing waters of the ocean surround her

Step 3:  Swim to freedom . . . and another alcoholic beverage.

I'm not sure how this plan would have worked out for anyone else, but it's a gem for this woman.  I hope she swam over to this guys house.