Drunk Beach Girl Rolls Into Ocean To Escape Police [Video]
This drunk lady knew that she only had one option when she was confronted by the police.
Step 1: Drop to the ground so this portly officer couldn't get his hands on her.
Step 2: Roll until the cleansing waters of the ocean surround her
Step 3: Swim to freedom . . . and another alcoholic beverage.
I'm not sure how this plan would have worked out for anyone else, but it's a gem for this woman. I hope she swam over to this guys house.