Have you ever drank so much that you couldn't really tell where you were at?  That's what happened here, at least that's what I hope happened here.

We know his name is Randall and we know that he has had a lot to drink.  We can assume that he hates cheese balls, and Lipton Cup O Soup too.

How can we assume those things?  Well mainly because he peed all over them!  Check it out.

You know after I think about it, it would have almost been better if this guy were a baby because then he would have just peed his pants.