This drunk hillbilly fight will leave you with more questions than it does answers, but the loss of brain cells is a small price to pay for entertainment like this.

Here are a few things that we do know after watching the video:

  • The blue shirt guy is 30 years younger than his opponent
  • He really wants to sucker punch the old guy, but can't pull the trigger
  • The burliest man IS ready to dance, and WILL dance all over you

Here are some questions that may never be answered:

  • How did nothing get broken in a room of empty beer bottles and two drunks rolling around on the ground?
  • Did they drink all the beer, then use the bong or vice versa?
  • Why were they fighting?
  • WHERE IS THE BABY?!

At the end of the day, who really cares . . . we should all just send the guy taping a beef jerky stick or something as a way to thank him for having the presence of mind to hit record.