One of the biggest complaints about the gym is that most people don't see the results of their hard work soon enough. 

This guy has found a way to get immediate results in just a few minutes on the ab machine, and his revolutionary new program can get results FOR YOU!

PIZZA ABS!

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**Results do not mean getting thinner, in fact, they mean the exact opposite.

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