Have you ever heard the expression, "You're only as old as you feel"?

What if you didn't feel anything though?  I mean, what if you drank yourself to numbness and decided to dance around?

I guess Aaliyah's words would be true that age ain't nothing but a number.

The bottom line is that if old man river wants to get "shwasted" and dance around to some techno, he should be able too.

It's not going to affect anyone except that jogger that finds him in the morning.