Let's face it, anyone who is anyone needs their very own mini-giraffe.  They're cute, they give kisses and they are way more manly than a pit-bull.  Still not convinced?  Watch the video below and I DARE you not to buy one.The Sokoblovsky farm has been raising Lap Giraffe's since 1906, and is the leader in the market.  How can you resist a Lap Giraffe so fresh and so clean out of the bath?

You may ask yourself, "Why would I want a Lap Giraffe?"  The answer is simple, because you enjoy the finer things in life . . . just like our Russian Bagillionaire friend right?

There is a small waiting list for the Giraffe's but the best things in life are worth waiting for.  I mean just look at this 2 week old Lap Giraffe!

A brief history of the Sokoblovsky Lap Giraffe Farm can be found on their site, but here is a peak.

It all started when Great Grandfather Nicolas escaped circus with best friend Alex, the giraffe. The rest they say is history. For the next century our family have made business of Petite Lap Giraffe breeding here in Russia.

So what are you waiting for?  Do you has Opulence?