A Las Vegas masseuse tried to steal a client’s $35,000 Rolex by hiding it in her vagina.

Christina Lafave met her future victim inside the Wynn hotel lobby and told him she did “private massages” for $300.  They had a few drinks, and laughs and then made their way up to a room for the "massage" . . . (notice the suggestive quotes?)

Lafave convinced him to take his watch off and he noticed it was gone about 5 minutes later. He called security but the she refused to admit she stole the watch.

She was taken to the hospital a short time later after complaining about pain in her vagina. After an X-Ray was performed, the doctors decided that she was suffering from a case of "acute Rolex vagin-itis."  That's not an actual thing

She faces grand larceny charges and could go to jail for up to 20 years.

I have a hard time believing this myself, but this is not the first story we've heard about where a woman tries to conceal something inside of her lady parts.  I feel the need to remind all women out there that Kangaroos are really the only animal that has a build in pocket.

Don't believe me?  Well here is all the proof you need.

I guess after reading that story, the Masseuse lady seems a little smarter, considering the Rolex wasn't loaded . . . Safety FIRST!

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