have a very hard job nowadays.  On top of always having to convince people they aren't gay, they have to come up with new and innovative tricks.  Names like Houdini, Copperfield and Blaine have set the bar pretty high.  Watch what happens when this wanna-be magician decides to show off his newest trick to the whole town at the race track.  It's not pretty.

Some magicians have long flowing hair and dramatic music.

Some have beautiful assistants, who are willing to push any limit for the benefit of the show.

Even David Blaine has that really creepy stare!

This guy doesn't have any of those things.  What he does have is a sleeveless redneck friend, a big gut and a huge hospital bill.  The real magic here is if he can get his health insurance to cover him after this.