Man Dies Trying To Have Sex With A Hornets Nest
A Swedish man died after he decided that he needed to make sweet sweet love to a Hornets nest on his farm. There are plenty of nectar and honey jokes to be made, but let’s focus on one thing first.
A MAN DIED AFTER HE TRIED TO STICK HIS PENIS INTO A HORNETS NEST!
The 35-year-old had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals. Re-read that sentence again . . . yup, 54 stings.
His body was found by a neighbor, who said it was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.
I have so many questions that I would like to ask this guy if he were still alive, but none more pressing than, “Why would you stick your d*ck in a bees nest?!”
Just for future reference, don’t try to have sex with a Hornets nest. In fact, don’t even try to sweet talk a single hornet. These are the only Hornets that would be an exception to that rule.