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Man Dies Trying To Have Sex With A Hornets Nest

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A Swedish man died after he decided that he needed to make sweet sweet love to a Hornets nest on his farm.  There are plenty of nectar and honey jokes to be made, but let’s focus on one thing first.

A MAN DIED AFTER HE TRIED TO STICK HIS PENIS INTO A HORNETS NEST!

The 35-year-old had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals.  Re-read that sentence again . . . yup, 54 stings.

His body was found by a neighbor, who said it was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

I have so many questions that I would like to ask this guy if he were still alive, but none more pressing than, “Why would you stick your d*ck in a bees nest?!”

Just for future reference, don’t try to have sex with a Hornets nest.  In fact, don’t even try to sweet talk a single hornet.  These are the only Hornets that would be an exception to that rule.

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