Malcolm Brenner is the author of a book detailing his nine month sexual relationship with a Dolphin named 'Ruby'.

'Wet Goddess' is already getting five out of five stars on Amazon.com, and will no doubt make the best seller list.

The story starts in 1970 at an amusement park in Florida.  Malcolm was a photographer doing a shoot of the animals, when 'Ruby' the Dolphin seduced him.  Yes I said "seduced him", but trust me it gets even stranger.

Malcolm claims that while he was taking pictures 'Ruby' started to flirt with him, and eventually lured him into the water.  When he was asked about the encounter he described it as erotic.

She began raking her teeth lightly against my arms and legs which was indescribably erotic. Some might find it frightening, I found it erotic.

He claims that after he left for college the relationship ended, and sadly 'Ruby' passed away a short time later.  Malcolm thinks that her death might be from a broken heart.
We've all heard that Dolphins are the only other animal that has sex for pleasure, but come on! Seduced by the Dolphin?!
Check out the full report, and interview with Malcolm from 3news.

 

I know it's wrong, but all I keep thinking about is this scene from 'Ace Ventura'.  "Do you know se Dolphin?  Does he call you at home?!"