Meet Detroit’s New Internet King ‘Juggalo Ryda’ [Video]

By Ian April 6, 2012 5:00 PM

Move over Rebecca Black. There’s a new up-and-coming musical sensation that’s about to sweep the nation.

Meet “Juggalo Ryda”, the big kid with the small voice who orchestrates crazy beats and the slickest rhymes this side of Detroit.

We’ve embedded his 5 ‘best’ songs below along with top reviews fro commenters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Q0zJCr1Ec

MOM HOLD ON I HAVE TO RAP ABOUT THE PEOPLE I’M GOING TO KILL WITH MY AIRSOFT. – gnarlew

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEhj_LxPejw

can’t tell if it’s a lesbian or a fat 12 year old. -iSirAmGreen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W1ri4ZGSa0

Personally, I think he went too far when he said his cat is a bitch. -kungfuru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8uhWDF7gzE

he looks like a 40 year old lesbian. -WrestlingFanUploader

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDwpOSX2w74

Sick beats, dope flow, makes us want to chug a Faygo. – GuySpeed

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