Michigan Woman Shoots Man for Terrible Sex
In Michigan, not servicing your lady properly can get you shot. Just ask 58-years-old Sadie Bell who was recently convicted for shooting her boyfriend in the stomach because she felt his sexual performance was inadequate.
Court documents indicate that Bell and Lee were getting it on in her apartment when she became angry with his less than satisfying ugly bumping abilities, and then decided to take him out with a handgun.
"She stated that she knew he was having an affair because he wasn't producing enough ejaculate," Chief Assistant Prosecutor Paul Walton told WTSP. "She also said to the police some very graphic things about how she expected him to perform, she was a cheap date, she liked sex, she expected him to be able to do what he's promised; and she said, in essence, to quote her, she was pissed off, so she shot him."
Although Bell was sentenced in April to 20 months to 10 years in prison for her violent and seemingly insane actions, her attorney managed to convince the courts earlier last week to grant her bond pending an appeal. Bell is expected to be released from prison as soon as she posts $10,000 cash bond, which has prosecutors baffled because this is not the first time she has shot a man. In 1991, she shot her husband.
So, in an attempt to keep a potentially dangerous individual from shooting a third man because they can’t ring her bell in the bedroom, prosecutors are appealing the court’s bond ruling.
"She has demonstrated that her past behavior is…to act out in violence, not necessarily with reason," said Walton. "A normal person would walk away from situation when they felt they were being cheated on or leave — not take out a gun and shoot someone."
Prosecutors say Lee nearly died in the hospital and is still recovering.
Man, we've watched a few chicks take shots to the stomach in the bedroom before, but its never been anything a wet towel couldn't fix.