It’s one of the oldest clichés in movies: The big villain, going on and on about his evil schemes when he could just kill the hero dead right there. As long as there have been motion pictures, bad guys have wanted to tell people about their incredibly clever plans to rule the world instead of just doing them and saving us all some time. It’s funny how many of these speeches recycle the same phrases and themes over and over. And that gave ScreenCrush’s Brad Hanford an idea: To create the ultimate movie villain monologue compiled from all the best movie (and TV) villain monologues throughout history.

Above, you’ll see the results: A video that combines 40 different movie villain monologues into one epic rant. We’ve got lots more videos and video essays coming in the future. In the meantime, don’t forget to subscribe to the ScreenCrush YouTube channel to catch all our future episodes. You can watch more of ScreenCrush’s videos below and if you want to follow along, here’s the full list of films featured (in order of appearance):

The Incredibles
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Gangs of New York
Blazing Saddles
Flash Gordon
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Animal House
The Untouchables
The Shining
The Silence of the Lambs
Glengarry Glen Ross
Full Metal Jacket
The World’s End
The Simpsons
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Empire Strikes Back
The Dark Knight
Game of Thrones
The Avengers
Inglourious Basterds
Apocalypse Now
Avengers: Age of Ultron
There Will Be Blood
Breaking Bad
Training Day
The Lion King
Masters of the Universe
Superman II
Kill Bill: Vol. 1

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