Today Mr. T turns 60 years old and instead of passing the hat around to collect money so we can all buy him a gift, I figure we can all watch a gift he gave us.

The Snickers campaign featuring Mr. T didn't last long because most people thought it was crude and a little homophobic, but it was damn funny.

Watch as Mr. T almost runs over a sissy soccer player, machine guns down a speed walker and air raids a man who is scared of cold water.

Everything ends well as each person not only learns a lesson, but they each get a Snickers too.

Mr. T's Snickers Commercials