Kanye West is known for his impromptu rants during his concerts. Who can forget his tirade when a guy threw his business card on stage? Or when he chastised the media for making him look like Hitler? His latest YouTube moment comes by way of him discussing a failed booty call. Isn’t he so enlightening?
During his recent show in Melbourne, Australia, Yeezy went into a seven-minute, Auto-Tune-filled story about trying to get an ex-girlfriend to come over to his crib for a late-night bedroom session. “Ain’t no sex like an ex,” he warbles over a piano riff of his ’808s and Heartbreaks’ track ‘Say You Will.’
We are not sure if he was talking about his former flame Amber Rose or not in his narrative, but according to West, his booty call attempt was almost a life-threatening situation. “You don’t even have the nerve to text a n—a / I left the door cracked open / New York City is dangerous, I could have been robbed,” he croons, adding, “This is the type of p—y, you risk your life for.”
West ends his lengthy story with, “Where did all of the lovers go?”
We don’t know, Yeezy. But maybe you should try and clear your mind of these guilt-riddled thoughts.
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