Leave it to an Ohio State fan to get caught shoving packs of ribs down his pants at a grocery store.

The man was caught on video arguing with an employee after he was stopped for the heist. Eventually he pulled out one pack of ribs, followed by two packs of ground beef, a pack of mystery meat and two more packs of ribs.

Employees said it was the third of fourth time the man has tried to steal meat from their store.  It wasn’t known if he was arrested.

At least he eventually came clean about stealing the meat.  That's more than we can say for these women on the beach.