YouTube user HelenRuth31 has made an internet career out of singing songs horribly.

His take on 'Dirt Off Your Shoulder' only takes a couple more steps in proving my theory that old people can do absolutely anything and get away with it.

When I'm old I just want to sit on my porch and tell dirty jokes to people who don't really want to hear them.

Then I'll get into my car and drive right into a Speedway or something, only to walk away without waiting for the police to show up.

I gotta have goals.

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