August 1, 2011 Have you ever drank so much that you couldn't really tell where you were at? That's what happened here, at least that's what I hope happened here.
We know his name is Randall and we know that he has had a lot to drink. We can assume that he hates cheese balls, and Lipton Cup O Soup too.
How can we assume those things? Well mainly because he peed all over them! Check it out.
April 28, 2011 This drunk guy, who may or may not be named Uncle Pat, decided that he would dive into a pile of empty cans. I don't know why he would have thought this was a good idea, but it would have been so much better if he actually made it to the cans. On a positive note, notice how majestic he looks with his cape.
April 2, 2011 Spit is this guys duct tape, it can solve almost any situation. Watch as he gives the cops every excuse possible while taking his sobriety test. He goes peacefully enough, but when they arrest his lady friend . . . THEY DONE CROSSED DA LINE (Hillbilly voice). Check it out.
March 18, 2011 I wish more news reporters had the vision to do something like this. Basically you have two options when reporting about a boring parade. 1: Do a boring report on a boring parade or 2: Let a hilarious drunk guy do a report on a boring parade. Good choice reporter, good choice.
November 12, 2014 Do you think a drunk girl, walking the streets of Hollywood, would be able to find a safe ride home from random guys?
June 24, 2014 Drunky McDrunkerson from Drunksville gets the WWE remix he deserves.
Everyone knows calling 911 is for emergencies only – however, not everyone may see eye to eye when it comes to what constitutes an emergency. Such is the case of a central Florida man who used the digits to report his wife for not letting check his Facebook in peace, even after feeding her beers.
May 9, 2011 Drunk guy goes for more beer. What the first time on a drunk guys mind? Duh! MORE BEER! This guy is my new hero. I love his dedication, his drive to have more beer. Even though Legally he probably couldn't operate a door handle in the state he's in,But hes very very very very thirty for more BEER. So people please salute this brave warrior for his consistency. Not everybody can walk in a straight line to grab a case of beer...
These party animals are going to be extinct if they keep this up.
Kendrick Lamar headlined Houston's "Day for Night" music festival stop, and during his set he decided to spice things up a bit by bringing up a fan to preform "m.A.A.d city". Little did he know it would be the highlight of this fans life.
An ugly attack on an Uber driver resulted in the arrest of his passenger. And the whole episode was caught on camera.
This kid is so lucky he chose this guys couch to pass out drunk on. Anyone else would of either called the cops or held a gun to his face. You can't pull this kind of nonsense in Flint!
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