A man from Grand Rapids, MI was SO drunk he fell asleep in his car and had no idea it was on fire.
Neighbors called the cops after they heard someone trying to start a car for over an hour. It turns out it was just the guy sitting in his car with his foot on the ignition.
When police showed up, he was passed out in the front seat with the car in flames. The cop pulled him out of the car, but the guy still didn't understand what was going on.