LA Lakers forward Ron Artest or if you want to go by his new name Metta World Peace, has been busy this off season and it doesn't look like the NBA lockout is effecting him that much. Artest took the stage at the famous Carolines in NYC to try his hand at stand up and even joked "I must have been on crack to change my name". See what else the NBA baller had to say and find out who his main celebrity crush is below.