Streaker At Seminole High Football Game Shows How It’s Done [Video]
A man has rewritten the rules on how to streak at a sporting event and get away with it.
Not only does he make an amazing dash across the field, he also jumps two fences NAKED, keeping his manhood attached! Here are the new rules:
Step 1: Wear a mask. Red works!
Step 2: Run naked and fast across a football field.
Step 3: Begin evasive maneuvers.
Step 4: Risk great bodily harm by hurling yourself over fences. Also, hope the cops trip.
Step 5: Risk even greater bodily harm to climb a chain link fence with your manhood hanging free.
Step 6: Have a getaway car waiting, and have it arrive at the perfect time.