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The Epic All Meat Pizza [Video]

Jeff — Sat, 18 May 2013 16:54:17 +0000

As I said before the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. The way to my heart is by giving me pizza. But if you really want to keep me, then you have to make me an epic pizza.Obviously when these guys cook they do it big, and they start off with sausage, [...]

Today's Life Winner: The Genius Who Got Stuck in a McDonald's High Chair

Drew Weisholtz — Sat, 18 May 2013 03:00:57 +0000

We like to imagine that the third cop in the foreground has moved behind our stuck friend, because he is laughing too hard at him. Police in Cork, Ireland recently had to be called away from fighting (Irish) crime to help a man who got stuck in a high chair meant for a toddler. As [...]

The Edible Sombrero [Video, NSFW]

Jeff — Sat, 18 May 2013 01:49:32 +0000

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

But if you take cooking tips from these guys I'm pretty sure you would end up in the hospital with some kind of horrible medical condition.

Non the less I think making this edible sombrero would be something awesome to make at a house party with about 20 other people there to help you eat it.

Husband Animates His Drunk Wife's Tortilla Joke, Making It Even Funnier [Video]

Clay — Thu, 02 May 2013 11:56:15 +0000

Adam Patch is a animator by trade, but he is also a pretty good husband. He proved that by turning a drunken joke from his wife into the funniest video you’ll watch all day. The back story is that Adam’s wife drank an entire bottle of wine and wanted to tell him a joke afterward. [...]

Drunk Guys Brand Themselves with Hot Knives [Video]

B-Ray — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 15:50:00 +0000

What happens when you get two drunk white guys together in a kitchen? Exactly what you would think, some dumb sh*t is bound to happen. Now I will say we all have done some dumb things while under the influence of alcohol, but it takes another level of dumb to put a hot knife on [...]

Caveman Girl Drags Friend By The Hair After A Grammy Party [Video]

Clay — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 12:45:08 +0000

It's a well known fact that ALL girl fights will end in some sort of hair pulling stalemate. The two girls leaving a Grammy party in this video decided to skip all the fighting business and get straight to hair pulling.

Drunk Golfer Attempts An Amazing Trick Shot [Video]

Clay — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 11:48:30 +0000

Mick and Bobbe went out for a round of Golf, but decided to drink 9 shots of Polish Vodka first. It was the Vodka that led to this amazing attempted drunken shot, with an emphasis on attempted. Any average golfer knows that drinking while you golf is par for the course. However, drinking heavily can [...]

Ghostbuster Backflips Off Of A Police Car Into An Arrest [Video]

Clay — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 11:15:57 +0000

The classic question of “Who you gonna call?”, has to be asked again now that this Ghostbuster is going to be spending some time in jail after back-flipping off of a police car. The video title says that the guy was drunk but I have to disagree. In fact this might be the worlds greatest [...]

Drunk Guy Fails The Rope Swing Challenge Twice [Video]

Clay — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 14:44:14 +0000

I don’t think there is a video on the internet involving a rope swing that ends well, so these guys decided that being drunk would help them out. They were wrong. I honestly don’t know if these guys are Russian or if the one is just so drunk that he is speaking in ‘Hamburgler’ language. [...]

Drunk Saskatchewan Football Fan Passes Out While Dancing [Video]

Clay — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 11:42:49 +0000

In Canada you might think that it's only about the Hockey, but in Saskatchewan they take their 'Roughrider' football pretty serious too.

So serious in fact, that before every home game is a party while fans wait for the doors to open.

I don't think this guy is going to get in though.

Michigan Man Caught Drunk Driving On Motorized Wheelchair [Video]

Ian — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 21:00:32 +0000

A man in Michigan was caught drunk driving for the 7th time. This time, he was operating a stolen motorized wheelchair. The 55-year-old man had a blood alcohol content level of .241 at the time of his arrest. That's three times the legal limit. Officers conducted a few sobriety tests and the guy failed every one.

'Shoenice' Drinks A Bottle Of Jagermeister In 30 Seconds [Video]

Clay — Wed, 16 May 2012 14:16:21 +0000

The first time Chris 'Shoenice' Schewe was on our site he drank a bottle of vodka in 15 seconds, but now he's moved on to Jagermeister.

Just for the record, nobody should ever do this . . . EVER! There is absolutely no reason to ever drink a bottle of alcohol like this, and will probably lead to your death if you try.

Drunk Girl Falls Off Of A Window Ledge [Video]

Clay — Tue, 15 May 2012 11:31:16 +0000

A day of drinking will help you forget about a lot of things.

Problems, Responsibilities, Stress and morals just to name a few.

I've never actually seen anyone drink to the point that they forgot about the law of gravity . . . until now.

New Mouth Spray Makes You Instantly Drunk For A Few Seconds

Clay — Mon, 07 May 2012 16:42:22 +0000

Have you ever wanted to get drunk, without all that pesky drinking? Now you can almost instantly, and according to its creators, there aren’t any ill side effects either! French American scientist David Edwards has unveiled WA|HH Quantum Sensations, a spray that causes brief intoxication with no after-effects, Gizmodo reports. Each dose contains a tiny [...]

Speed Drinking Goes Wrong For Everyone Involved [Video]

Clay — Thu, 03 May 2012 12:46:21 +0000

Speed drinking is never a good idea, and will never have a good ending. The weird thing about this video though, is that the drinker isn’t the only one who gets the backlash from his speed drinking challenge. This is the only guy I’ve seen take a speed drinking challenge and not have anything bad [...]

Drunk, Shirtless Dad Dances At A Baseball Game [Video]

Clay — Wed, 02 May 2012 12:28:49 +0000

I’m guessing it was “Thirsty Thursday” or something at the Chattanooga Lookouts game, and the cheap beer led to this dancing display. Maybe it was “No Shirt? No Problem” night, or even something to do with big foam cowboy hats. Whatever the occasion this guy is happy enough to dance, shirtless with his wife and [...]

Drunk Guy Fights A Street Sign, Then Steals It [Video]

Clay — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 14:51:28 +0000

Alcohol makes people make bad choices all the time, but this is definitely not one of those situations. When it all comes down to it, the bottom line is that this sign was asking for a butt kicking. Here’s a drunk dude in the Ukraine caught on CCTV cameras who approaches a street sign with [...]

Drunk Guy Walks Into A Pole [Video]

Clay — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 12:58:04 +0000

The title pretty much says it all, I mean how much more simple can it get than drunk guy walks into a pole?

So don't expect a bunch of pyrotechnics or anything like that.

It's pretty basic and unexplained, a very drunk guy walks his face directly into a pole. ENJOY!

Tailgating Highlights – Kid Bongs, Grandma Kegstands And Drunk Fights [Video]

Clay — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 12:33:46 +0000

Tailgating before your teams big game is an American tradition. There are always plenty of friends, food and bad decisions.

Let's focus on the bad decisions part for just a minute.

In one week of tailgating highlights we saw parents teaching their toddler how to beer bong. A grandma get hoisted up so she could do a kegstand, and a guy take his pants off to fight a crowd.

Bad decisions? Yes. Want to see them? YES!

Introducing 'The Jager Meister' [Video]

Clay — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 13:08:15 +0000

Have you ever heard the expression, "You're only as old as you feel"?

What if you didn't feel anything though? I mean, what if you drank yourself to numbness and decided to dance around?

I guess Aaliyah's words would be true that age ain't nothing but a number.

The bottom line is that if old man river wants to get "shwasted" and dance around to some techno, he should be able too.

It's not going to affect anyone except that jogger that finds him in the morning.