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The Edible Sombrero [Video, NSFW]

Jeff — Sat, 18 May 2013 01:49:32 +0000

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

But if you take cooking tips from these guys I'm pretty sure you would end up in the hospital with some kind of horrible medical condition.

Non the less I think making this edible sombrero would be something awesome to make at a house party with about 20 other people there to help you eat it.

Ever Feel Like You Are The Only Person That Likes Something?

Clay — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 12:19:28 +0000

I grew up as a picky eater, and when your choices are slim, you find something you like and hold on to it. Over the years I have opened up my eating habits, but there are still a few things that I feel like I'm the only person in the world that likes them.

'Epic Meal Time' Crew Creates Massive Thanksgiving Feast for the Needy

Emerald Catron — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 16:15:18 +0000

If you love unnecessarily elaborate meals and absolutely hate being in good health, we recommend using the recipes from the self-described “d-bags” in this video. First things first, stuff a pig with four other animals stuffed inside each other, then swear at it a little bit (this video isÂ NSFW, btw). Next, make a “lasagna” out [...]

The 15 Grossest Instagram Shots of Thanksgiving Dinner

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 19:30:00 +0000

There are tons of things we love about Thanksgiving, like how it’s socially acceptable to dress up as a pilgrim in public. (Other people do that too, right?) ObviouslyÂ boats full of gravy will trump square-buckled shoes every time though. Unless said gravy has been passed through the Hudson filter on Instagram and made thoroughly unappealing. [...]

11 Snacks More Dangerous Sounding Than Flamin' Hot Cheetos

Emerald Catron — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 19:34:13 +0000

Several schools across the country have banned Flamin' Hot Cheetos because they are so unhealthy and dangerous to kids. What about these snacks? They seem *at least* as terrifying as something that promises to be hot as fire. It certainly can't be safe for kids to eat these. Also, we want some.

Secret Fast Food Menu Items From Starbucks, McDonald's and More Revealed

TheFW Staff — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 20:56:48 +0000

Believe it or not, most fast food joints and quick service chains actually offer a lot more variety and ingenuity than their menus would suggest — they just hide it from you for some sad, sad, reason. We just want our fast food to be as disgusting, er, as tasty as possible, so we’ve pulled [...]

Global Bacon Shortage is a Horrible Reality

Cameron Simcik — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 18:36:05 +0000

We really don’t like to be the bearers of bad news. It makes us feel all sad and weird, like ‘Gangnam Style’ in an elevator. But this time, we feel that it’s necessary to relay said bad news, if only for your health: there is going to be a global shortage of bacon next year.

Are Ritz Crackers Really America's Favorite Snack?

Clay — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 11:01:26 +0000

Ritz Crackers hold the top spot for the second year in a row as Americas favorite snack, beating out Doritos and Lay's. I thought I liked Ritz as much as the next person, but apparently not because I would never have guessed it to be America's favorite! Would you?

Watch Nick Offerman's Slam Poetry Tribute to Bacon

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 17:59:22 +0000

On the strength of playing breakfast meat connoisseur Ron Swanson on 'Parks And Recreation,' we think it's safe to call Nick Offerman a bacon expert.

However, we weren't aware of the depth of his dedication to the cured meat until we saw this video from CollegeHumor. In it, the mustachioed 42-year-old uses slam poetry to pay tribute to the internet's favorite food.

Number Of Americans Who Can't Afford Food Is Growing

Clay — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 10:02:02 +0000

Everyone knows that money is tighter now than ever, but its still surprising to see the results of a new survey about buying food.

Over 18 percent of Americans can name at least one instance in the past 12 months where they couldn't afford to buy food.

39 Percent Of Single Women Would Choose Food Over Sex

Clay — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 10:23:04 +0000

If you had to choose between your favorite food or sex for one year, which would you pick? If your grumbling stomach got the best of you, don’t worry you definitely aren’t alone. A survey shows that close to 40 percent of them would choose their favorite food over sex for a year. And chocolate [...]

B-Ray's Must Have: Edible Food Spray Paint

B-Ray — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:54:41 +0000

Don't feel like seasoning your food? Perfect, me neither! Grab a can of edible spray paint and paint that turkey in delicious gold. This is definitely a Must Have.

I say delicious gold because I don't know what flavor it is. The website is in either German or Russian which makes a lot of sense for a product like this.

Chicken Nugget Looks Like President Washington – Ian's Pic Of The Night

Ian — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 01:00:07 +0000

A gal from Dakota City, Nebraska is auctioning off a chicken McNugget that looks like our first president, George Washington. She’s selling the presidential nugget on e-bay to raise money for a church summer camp. It almost became trash when her kids didn’t eat it. She noticed that it looked a lot like Washington and [...]

The Brief Jerky Underwear; Enjoy [Photo]

Ian — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:00:06 +0000

Would you eat these? Dried meat makes these edible Paleo panties a tasty treat. This valentines day give your significant other a truly unique gift. 100% edible and 100% meat, they are so easy to make a cavemen could do it! Sure, you could spend $140 for a pair of meaty briefs that are only [...]

Good Idea or Bad Idea? – Ian's Pic Of The Night

Ian — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 02:00:21 +0000

When I ask the question ‘How ghetto are you?’ everyone should have a good answer. We all have done some pretty crazy things before, like use CD’s as ice scrapers. How ghetto are you?

What Are Chicken Nuggets Really Made Of?

B-Ray — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 16:26:11 +0000

Normally that would be a easy question to answer. Chicken nuggets are made out of chicken, right? Well yes but the process is just nasty. Let’s just say that your eating trash. Washed with ammonia. Maybe now you’ll think twice about getting that number 10! Or maybe not. This really makes you think about all [...]

Epic Meal Time's 'Brunch Of Booze' [Video]

Ian — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 22:00:43 +0000

If you've been sleeping under a rock or haven't paid the internet bill, then I introduce you to Epic Meal Time. These crazy dude buy a bunch of food and cook it together into on giant calorie bomb! Yesterday's episode is called 'Brunch Of Booze' and believe me they don't dissapoint and yes there is bacon!

Follow Epic Meal Time on Twiiter and Facebook and check out more Epic Meal's on there YouTube channel.

Learn How To Make The Buffalo Chicken Shake [Video]

Ian — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 17:00:59 +0000

I'm not going to lie, when I say the words 'Buffalo Chicken Shake' -- do you go yummy? Not content with good ‘ol fashioned chicken dipped in hot sauce, a chef put on his culinary mad scientist cap and took the flavors of blue cheese and hot sauce and turned them into a milk shake.

To finish it off, he shoves a chicken strip and a celery stalk into the milkshake. Learn how to make it below.

The Most Gangsta Lunchable Commercial Ever [Video]

B-Ray — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 15:09:19 +0000

banned 90′s commercial for lunchables resurfaces to the internet. This ain’t the Oscar Mayer you remember. With an attempt to appeal to the Urban youth Lunchables are for gangsters too! Are you a Gangster? Are you in desperate need of a gangster ass snack? Well your in luck! Lunchables are now HOOD APPROVED!!! SO next [...]

Red White and Blue Recipes: How to Plan a Tasty Fourth of July

Jordan Breindel — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 20:16:06 +0000

Our founding fathers weren’t messing around when they decided on red, white and blue. When it comes to planning a Fourth of July menu, neither should you. Three colors are more than enough to plan a five-star meal.

Below, check out some delicious recipes to help you celebrate our nation’s birthday in style.