This sounds like a Cialis or Viagra commercial gone completely wrong!
A 71 year old woman and a 54 year old man were caught naked, having sex in a parked car in Farmington Hills.
When the officer approached the vehicle, he noticed the Buick rocking gently and a major amount of condensation on the windows.
The only thing better than the police report itself is what the man said to the officer when he was questioned. Check out the report.