Let's be honest, who in the hell is this security guard going to stop? If I grab a gallon of milk and run, there is no way his old people go kart is gonna catch me!
Just take a long look at tonight's pic and tell me, how in the hell does this happen? I assume they are fishing butt cheeks, because it looks like they got one!
I hope that these were the only people at this wedding. Can you imagine if all the guest had to be naked too? Would you ever consider getting married like this?
I used to love this game as a kid. Although, my parents probably spent $400 in quarters on this and I never won. Take a long hard look, can you see anything that doesn't belong?
How crappy would this be? You are walking down the street and you see an AD talking about '20,000 crimes solved' with a pic that looks like you...good luck with that job hunt dude!