Kate Middleton

Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy. That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.

Last year, Kim Kardashian and her sisters -- having a glut of extra Ks sitting around the house -- released a clothing line called the Kardashian Kollection. It's sold exclusively at Sears, so you know it's of the highest quality. Anyway, while teen girls have been snapping up the duds, seems Kate Middleton really isn't interested.

The tabloids just can’t leave the poor Duchess of Cambridge alone. Even after humiliating her by publishing surreptitiously-captured photos of her rack taken while she was on vacation, one last week also released pics of her royal hiney.