The craziest story of the day goes to the Iowa Man breaking into the lingerie store and leaving the money. The story doesn't say if the criminal was high on drugs but horrible drug usage is the only way to explain the bizarre behavior. Usually when criminals decide to punch their ticket to jail by stealing, they steal money, not this Iowa man.
It's an ordeal to find the perfect Valentine's gift for the perfect lady. But, hold on there, partner. It's just as difficult (more?) to find the perfect Valentine's gift for the (he's trying) perfect guy. So we've laid out some obvious -- and not so obvious -- guy gifts.