Lord of the ring

So the Lord Of the Rings franchise decided they didn't make enough money off the last few movies so the writers got together and squeezed out another movie called The Hobbit. I don't know if I can take another movie about a damn Hobbit. This is gonna suck.

Straight from the hood comes the gangsta tale of how thug life really is in the heart of Mordor. You think you had it hard growing up? Try selling crack rocks to trolls with the Eye of Sauron on yo back. This life ain't fit for most hobbits or elves  but damn somebody has to do it. In this epic story you get a sneak peak into the life that the Fellowship of the ring couldn't show.  Warning this i