Pee Wee

If you've got about $30,000 to waste, and a troubling desire to relive your childhood, then you may be interested in this eBay auction. Someone is selling the amazing bicycle from the classic 1985 movie 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure.' Maybe now you can restore some childhood nostalgia that may have been tainted by Paul Reubens' adult-theater shenanigans.

Pee Wee loves Dolly more than anything else in the world. The only thing is, she's not human. She's a doll. But Pee Wee doesn't want to admit it. To him — and only him — she's as real as the bowtie around his neck, much to the chagrin of Lizzy, a sex worker with a heart of gold who longs for Pee-Wee as much as Pee-Wee lusts for Dolly. Vivid Entertainment has released a safe-for-work trailer fo