Tazer

Kids, this is why you don't do drugs.

The second he said "I'm about six beers deep" I knew this was going to be a great video review.

I bet you've never heard of Ultimate Tazer Ball...The rules are simple. Teams of four battle each other and attempt to carry, kick, and toss a beach-sized soccer ball into the other team’s goal, while avoiding other players’ stun guns — naturally. Watch these crazy dudes below.

Taking self defense to a whole new level of awesome with these Brass Knuckle Taser. Delivering 950,000 volts of straight pain! Making this a certified Must Have. That's more volts than your typical baton taser which delivers around 500,000 volts per hit. Now I know what your thinking, and yes it would be awesome to get two!