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Facebook Helps President Obama Pardon Two Turkeys

Emerald Catron — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 21:01:33 +0000

After a neck and neck online competition, President Obama today granted pardon to two turkeys, Cobbler and Gobbler. Cobbler, who likes eating cranberries and listening to Carly Simon, narrowly beat out Gobbler, the corn-eating turkey who loves bluegrass. (The voting took place via Facebook poll.) President Obama named Gobbler as Cobbler’s “alternate.” The pair will [...]

15 Awesome Paper Thanksgiving Turkeys

Emerald Catron — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 18:26:29 +0000

Sure, the food at Thanksgiving is great. But in our opinion, the real star of this holiday is the terrifying artwork brought home from elementary school art class. Unlike actual turkeys, you probably won’t so eat them as throw up in your mouth a little bit. Plus it’s almost as disturbing as how drunk your [...]

Turkey Dubstep Is Changing The Dubstep Game [Video]

Clay — Mon, 21 May 2012 13:16:53 +0000

Everything that anyone has ever said negatively about Dubstep can be erased now that ‘Turkey Dubstep’ is here. Imagine your favorite Thanksgiving meal, fused with beats made by guys who you’ll never hear about again. I like to pretend that the turkey on the left is DJ Tryptophan, and the one on the right is [...]

'Godzilla' Turkey Terrorizes Detroit Woman With Rap [Video]

Clay — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 11:47:46 +0000

Edna Geisler is a 69 year old Detroit woman who has a very odd problem. She talked to the Detroit Free Press about her daily harassment from a turkey, she's named 'Godzilla'.

She claims that from 6am till she gets home, the turkey stalks her, pecking and chasing her throughout the yard.

Young Jeezy Giving Back!

kdubb — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 22:07:30 +0000

Young Jeezy is giving back to the hood this Thanksgiving! check it out Young Jeezy is putting his money where his mouth is. He will be PERSONALLY be handing out turkeys this Thanksgiving! Jeezy will team with the The National Light House Foundation to celebrate the 40th Annual Hosea Feed The Hungry and Homeless dinner [...]