Sheboygan, Wisconsin is a town of about 50,000 just north of Milwaukee, and though it may seem like a sleepy town, it's a hotbed of the weirdest crime in America. At least, the weirdest real crime you can follow on Twitter.

Head and shoulders above the rest is @sheboyganscan. The crime tends to be a lot of car accidents ("car v. deer"), also some of the most small-town, David-Lynchian crime out there.

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