'The Throne Thrusters' ignored all the skeptics saying that it couldn't be done, and they launched a porta potty 2,000 feet into the air.

Maybe the skeptics weren't saying that it couldn't be done, but I think everyone was asking why anyone would do it.

After you ignore the obvious questions, you'll be amazed to hear that the porta potty shot 2,000 feet in the air, and stayed airborne for almost 40 seconds.

I can't believe I made it through this whole story without one poop pun.  Hooray for me!