‘Weenie Wars’ – Hot Dog Vendor Attacks Rival With Hot Dog Cart [Video]

A hot dog vendor in Albuquerque, N.M. is accused of running over the competition's foot with his cart.

Albuquerque police have charged Eric Kilmer with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon -- a felony -- after he rammed his hot dog cart into rival vendor Vincent Montoya and ran over Montoya's legs and feet, KOB-TV reported.

I would love to give you a break down of the story filled with "Hot Dog" innuendo jokes, but the TV report does a better job than anyone ever could.  See for yourself.

After more than a day of massive coverage, it looks like justice will be served in the weenie war . . . again with more weenie jokes than one can imagine.