Whoever Created The ‘Yellies’ Toy Must Hate Parents

The louder you yell, the faster your 'Yellie' spider will go.

A Yellie is the combination of the two things that annoy parents the most.

1. Small, moving, battery operated toys
2. Kids yelling as loud as they can

I'm sure you can throw the fact that they are also spiders in there too, but that's the least of my worries.

As a parent I want my kids to be happy . . . as long as their happiness is not contingent on them screaming at the top of their lungs. This toy only operates when someone is yelling.

Why do you think most parents give their kids a specific toy? Spoiler alert, parents give their kids toys to keep them quiet.

I guess the best use of this toy is to find someone you don't really like that has kids. Go buy all the Yellies you can, and give them to their kids.

Merry Christmas.