Woman Has Fix-A-Flat Into Her Butt By Phony Doctor

In the immortal words of 'Smokey' from 'Friday', "Her mama got ass too!"

On Friday, police finally caught up with Oneal Ron Morris after investigating a botched buttocks enhancement procedure that has left at least one woman injured, unwell and drowning in medical bills.

The transgendered "doctor" admitted to putting an interesting combination of items into a patients butt.

A combination of Fix-A-Flat, Superglue, Cement and Mineral Oil were all injected into a woman's butt.  The science behind the behind is simple, and can be easily understood by the diagram below.

The unnamed woman paid Morris $700 for the procedure that took place in the living room of Morris’ townhouse.

Red flag number one should have been that the so called doctor did not have a doctors office.  The injection was so painful that the woman made Morris stop the process and left before it was complete.

Police have been searching for Morris for more than a year. They decided to return to the home of the “doctor” one more time and actually found Morris there. They were shocked by Morris’ appearance and described her as having a booty the size of a “truck tire”.

Morris faces second degree felony charges, and has plenty of openings for future patients.

Source: Miami Herald