There is nothing more useless then this machine. What is it called? The world's most useless machine! Why is it called that? Well when you turn it on it only has one task to perform. And that one task is really really useless.

I know your getting pretty curious huh?

Prepare to be amazed by this wonderful machine!

What does it do? uggghhhh welll it kinda just.... turns itself off.

Yup that's it's only sole purpose in this world. Whenever you turn it on, It turns itself off.