Beyonce and Jay Z made the announcement that they were going to have a baby less than a week ago, and the Interweb has already gone crazy.

While some people would argue that the unborn child hasn't even formed it's first conscious thought yet, that didn't stop him or her from starting a Twitter account.

The most depressing thing is that the unborn baby has more followers than I do on Twitter! (insert sad face)  Check out what the new young hov has to say, and watch the Taiwanese think about the baby.

Here is some of the BeyJeyFetus timeline on Twitter

What makes the Beyonce pregnancy announcement complete is the covering of the story by the Taiwanese media.  They are responsible for so many ridiculous videos including the Chris Brown GMA blowup.

Their version of the Beyonce, Jay Z baby is probably their worst yet.