Chick-fil-A Manager Bans Words From Employees, Funniest List on the Internet

I just found the funniest thing on the internet today and had to share it with you.  A Chic-fil-A manager produced a list of words his employees are banned from using while at work. Get ready to laugh. 

According to HappyPlace, the manager was fed up with the employees over use of slang terms while on the clock. I'm pretty sure his staff is under 30 years old and are not seeking any promotion anytime soon.

Take a look at this list and laugh with me again. Do you know the meaning to each term on the list?