The Inside of this Midland Home is a Funhouse of Color and Mirrors!
I don't even know where to begin with this house in Midland. In its bones, it's giving Don Draper from Mad Men. I can see him hosting parties in this awesome home, overlooking the woods out an entire wall of huge windows, making crazy business deals in a room full of people in suits, and fancy dresses.
But on the other hand, I'm pretty sure whoever designed this home was just throwing darts at the carpet color palate.. and it wasn't the "most commonly used" page of the book of colors.
This home, listed by Century 21 in Midland, Michigan, is wild. It's the FIRST time EVER, that it's been listed for sale, and has strong Frank Lloyd Wright vibes... on the outside, and in its blueprints.
The living room is HUGE with a step-down seating area in front of a fireplace, and windows that literally line the entire outer wall, overlooking the woods. Perfect for those old-school gatherings. As for the rest of the house, LOTS of wood shelves and cabinets, sharp corners, odd angles, and more windows and mirrors than a funhouse.
But then... there's the carpet... or shall I say, CARPETS! There isn't ONE color left out of this house's floors and decoration. The living room looks like it's exclusively built for Hallmark Christmas movies.
The Kitchen looks like it's right out of something from the Food Channel, there's a room in the basement that I swear is straight out of my grandmother's 1970s home, and the entertainment room, with that pool table, and the incredible ceiling art, is SO alarming.
But maybe the most surprising, and alarming room in the entire house is... what I can only guess is something out of the movie Flash Dance. Lime Green, Electric Pink, and pillars to grab ahold of for when the run and lift dance move causes your partner to lose balance.
There's so much about this house that's crazy, which unfortunately includes its price of $2.4 million. But again, keep in mind, this has NEVER been on the market before... I wonder why.