New $14M Michigan Football Locker Room Has Bowling Alley, Barber Shop, and More

If it weren't for the obviously team logos and colors, I think it would be getting increasingly more difficult to tell the difference between a professional football team's locker room, and one from a Division I College Football Program.

The facilities are becoming more and more elaborate, and Michigan just spent a TON of money to upgrade their locker rooms for the players, and I'll be honest... I wanna move in there, and never leave.

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I remember the NFL Draft this year, when the Kansas City Chiefs drafted Xavier Worthy out of Texas. They were excited to get him into Kansas City, and acquainted with the facilities. But his excitement seemed to turn pretty flat when they walked him into the locker room.

He looked appalled. The Longhorns just finished a $7 million upgrade to their locker rooms just a few years ago, and they are top notch. But even the Pros can't seem to keep up with what colleges are offering athletes anymore.

Couple top notch facilities with additional NIL money, I can guess we're going to see players stay in college a little longer now.

And Michigan is gonna make sure that whoever they recruit, doesn't want to go anywhere else, even when they become draft-eligible.

The Wolverines just finished a $14 million upgrade to the football locker room, and it literally has everything a dude would need to not only keep himself ready for the game, but entertained, and clean, too.

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Each player locker comes with multiple locking cabinets, power plugs, and custom screens to highlight the players' names and numbers above them. They also have leather lounge chairs and benches at each station.

Outside of the actual locker area, there's a lounge room complete with a gold simulator, and a custom pool table, set up right in front of their 2024 National Title Trophy.

They even have an in-house barber shop to get crispy after practice or a game. Not to mention, the custom foot lockers to store all of their custom kicks.

THERE'S EVEN A FREAKIN' BOWLING ALLEY!!!!

I'm not gonna lie, if I were just a walk-on on this team, and didn't receive any NIL money, I wouldn't even go looking for a dorm room, I'd just stay in the locker room, because it's guaranteed to be nicer than any dorm could offer me. As for the NFL... y'all have to step it up a bit I think. How many of you have a barber shop in the locker room?

That's what I thought. Of course, win a National Title, too, and this is how they'll treat you.