Funny or Die is introducing the dating app for thirty-somethings that nobody wants, but 'Sailed' might be what everybody needs.

I can't say that I agree with the message, but it's hilarious.

It's amazing to me how many people actually believe that there are exactly ZERO people that meet the following criteria.

  • Over 30
  • Single (and never been married)
  • No Kids
  • Employed
  • Even half way attractive

When a person that does fit into the requirements comes along, they must be crazy.

Actually, the more that I read what I just wrote . . . I think that's pretty much spot on.