Slow Loris Needs An Umbrella [Video]

What's a Slow Loris you ask?  I don't know either, but it might be the most adorable thing ever when you give it a little tiny umbrella.  It's not even raining but it just seems like it fits so well.  Watch the video and use the word "cutedorableness" for the first time in your life.

I want a Slow Loris now.  I want to carry him around on my shoulder and teach him to sing some songs.  I want him to woo women with his cuteness, and then cuss in the voice of Old Dirty Bastard when somebody looks at him sideways.  Finally I'll charge the ladies a dollar to tickle my Slow Loris.